Lmao. Stupid bitch
I gave up on any semblance of normalcy a long time ago. Instead, I’ll settle for going through the motions, live life by a script and pray for a believable performance.
Tip
* DISCLAIMER *** the transfer of perscribed medication to any but the perscibed patient is illegal. But this is my wife were talking about. And the medicine is not and was not being abused*
Marriage tip #157 how to spend a quiet night up alone without hearing- “Baby, when are you comming to bed?” “”Aren’t you finnished playing that stupid game?!” “Why are you still online?” “You know I can’t sleep without you beside me!!”
Feed the wife two xanex. Lol
Lol I could probably go bouce on the bed, fire a gun and blast music and she’d still be sleeping away.
I didn’t slip it to her without her knowing if that’s what you’re thinking. She wanted and needed a good nights sleep. Seeing her the 10 min before she passed out was comical too. Poor girl has zero tolerance to narcotics It was worth two of my favourite little peach football shaped happy pills.
Don’t get me wrong, its not that I don’t want to sleep next to her. But nights that I’m awake like this, its so much easier to drug the poor girl. Unless I’m reading on the kindle I have to leave a light on. Which bothers her sometimes I’ll put a pillow over her eyes.. I’m in and out of bed 1000 times..which wakes her. Because aparently I can’t slibm in and out easily..I just punce back into bed..lol I have been making a concious effort to be more careful..
sigh
I swear if I’m chilling in the living room all night instead of in bed she thinks I’m up to something. Nothing horrible of course. And I guess I understand..if I’m in bed, I want her beside me. I couldn’t imagine sleeping alone now..not after damn near six years. However, on the very rare occasion that Laura is gone for the night, have any trouble sleeping. In fact I usually sleep pretty well.
How we ever managed to both sleep in a twin bed is behond me. We can’t sleep comfortably in a queen. Apparently I’m a blanket hog.. I just twist and turn in my sleep a lot. Which pulls the covers off her. BOTH. Of us have a problem staying on our own side. Either I have like two inches of space or she does. Either way.. that girl tends to be all elboys and knees. And they also seem to find themselves in my back.. and according to her..I grind my teeth..on those nights she says she thinks of all the different ways to make me stop..unfortunately they are all ways in which I would also stop living..
Sometimes I think her and I have the most disfunctional relationship ever. But it works for us. Our quirks compliment eachother. More times than not we know exactly what the other is thinking, and during conversation with others we know eactly how the other will respond, which story we’ll tell if a certain topic is brought up what looks and body language say without saying.
Our marriage is far from perfect. The older I get the more I realise there is no “perfect relationship” it takes a lot of work.
A wise woman once told me “a successful relationship takes 100% from each person. Not 50/50” she was very right. You have to work at things every day. When the goings get tough, you have to be tougher.
